in his Kanye Nest
when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
did you just
this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
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i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.
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The sound I just made was not human
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
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if you think i will name my future child after a fictional character then you are absolutely right
A Harry Potter remake in 25 years with Dan as Snape, Tom as Lucius, Rupert as Arthur, Emma as Mcgonagall, Matt as Lupin, and Evanna as Trelawney is all I truly need in life to be happy alright
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